WalpurgiShaw Snoozefest

I was actually disappointed that the Church of Satan promoted this rather boring ritual video. Spooky sounds and Hot Topic daggers only get you so far. Where is the psychological decompression? Where is the emotion? If any of the rites mentioned in The Satanic Rituals could be well rehearsed, grandiose and perfected renditions, I’d be so happy. Has anyone ever attempted Die Elektrischen Vorspiele? That would be a site to see!

Well as it happens, someone did attempt the Vorspiele ritual and it was a piece of shit.

We, as a society, must do better rituals. Why does the Catholic Church have priceless artifacts and (tax-free) treasures untold? Because they hypnotize the people with their magnificent liturgy!

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